She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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