this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
