i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm passing your future prison.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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