On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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