Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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