You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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