Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
