I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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