NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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