Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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