she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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