i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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