I never want to see another naked old woman again.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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