No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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