did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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