i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I intend to get homeless drunk
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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