Your face is a jimmy john
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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