Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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