How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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