But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I FOUND THE LEGS
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
