how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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