Plan B is the new Plan A
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There r osticjed everywhere
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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