plz talk dirty to me
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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