Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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