It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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