Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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