Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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