I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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