4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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