You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Its about making memories worth repressing
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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