But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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