no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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