I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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