Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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