and she was petting her beer can
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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