I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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