you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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