Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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