I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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