my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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