Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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