why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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