I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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