quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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