Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude i fell asleep inside of her

(1-248): View more from Michigan

thats awesome

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(909): View more from California

i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.

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(614): View more from Ohio

woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?

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(410): View more from Maryland

She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with

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(618): View more from Illinois

There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.

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(573): View more from Missouri

On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.

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(914): View more from New York

Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?

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(905): View more from Ontario

I found a hair colour I want in a porn.

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