I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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