My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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