Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.