can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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