If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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