i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You left your underwear on the fireplace
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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