Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
