yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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