I just cut my nipple shaving
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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