i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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