Plan B is the new Plan A
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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