I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You can't special order awesome
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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