Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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