We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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